torsdag 14. januar 2010
Skjønnheten
Skjønnheten er i bevegelsene, i måten hun beveger seg over gulvet med stolte, målrettede steg. Skjønnheten er i måten hun ser på meg, smelter meg med blikket.
onsdag 6. januar 2010
Neglebiting - et større samfunnsproblem enn klimakrisen
Beklager Heidi Alexandra-spam, men dette er verdt å ta en titt på og hånflire av. Hele bloggen er egentlig latterlig. Jeg skjønner ikke at hun kan være seriøs. Og ja, vi har underholdt oss en stund nå med høytlesning fra Heidi Alexandra-bloggen.
Hva ska vi med naturen hvis alle dør?
Hva ska vi med naturen hvis alle dør?
"Han sitter ikke homo, han snakker ikke homo"
Jeg vet ikke om jeg dør av latter eller om dette er trist, trist, trist.
Heidi Alexandra om homofile Sturla Berg Johansen.
Heidi Alexandra om homofile Sturla Berg Johansen.
Heidi Alexandra om kjønnsroller
"For jo, det finnes så mange feite sekstenåringer her i verden. Og hvor kommer de med dette? De kan få sykdommer, og ikke minst så blir de jo veldig lite tiltrekkende ovenfor menn. Og jenter skal jo være tiltrekkende, om ikke for alle menn, så for noen. Det er egoistisk å sitte der med maten sin, få sykdommer og dø alene. Derfor er det så viktig å trene. Trene, trene, trene. Men også leve. For man skal se bra ut. Det er egentlig hovedoppgaven til kvinnene."
Heidi Alexandra Olsen; kan du vennligst åpne øya litt og TENKE?
Link til bloggen.
Heidi Alexandra Olsen; kan du vennligst åpne øya litt og TENKE?
Link til bloggen.
tirsdag 5. januar 2010
"Feig verdidebatt" - Dagsavisen 31. des 2009
http://www.dagsavisen.no/meninger/article460757.ece
Damen som skrev denne artikkelen må være genial. Jeg elsker den. Hvorfor har vi ikke mennesker som tenker slike tanker i toppstillinger i regjeringen, eller i de største landsdekkende avisene?!
Damen som skrev denne artikkelen må være genial. Jeg elsker den. Hvorfor har vi ikke mennesker som tenker slike tanker i toppstillinger i regjeringen, eller i de største landsdekkende avisene?!
tirsdag 8. desember 2009
Innlegg #100
Jeg tror "Shooting Star" fra Hercules er the song of my life. Mens mitt livs motto er "compesce mentem!" - "behersk din lidenskap!"
Jah, randominnleggnummerhundrehurra.
Jah, randominnleggnummerhundrehurra.
onsdag 2. desember 2009
56 ting du kan gjøre i en heis
1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
28.Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
29.Hold an auction.
30..Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
31.Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.
32.Throw a rave.
33.Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
34.Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
35.Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
36.When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
37.Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
38.Have a heated debate with yourself.
39.Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
40.Drum on every available surface.
41.Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
42.Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
43.Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
44.Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
45.Propose to the other passengers.
46.Challenge people to duels.
47.Sell girl scout cookies.
48.Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.
49.Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
50.Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
51.Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a light.
52.Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out"
53.Say - "I touch myself" and then say "Urgh, What is wrong with you, that is disgusting" to someone in there
54.Stand inside the lift looking all official, and when someone enters , say "good morning Immigration" , "can i see your passport please"
55.Push buttons manically and shout what’s the codes to open the doors
56.Stare at the person next to you until they notice then as soon as they look at you look away and mutter into your coat, suspect has got visual...
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
28.Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
29.Hold an auction.
30..Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
31.Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.
32.Throw a rave.
33.Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
34.Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
35.Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
36.When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
37.Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
38.Have a heated debate with yourself.
39.Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
40.Drum on every available surface.
41.Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
42.Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
43.Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
44.Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
45.Propose to the other passengers.
46.Challenge people to duels.
47.Sell girl scout cookies.
48.Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.
49.Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
50.Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
51.Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a light.
52.Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out"
53.Say - "I touch myself" and then say "Urgh, What is wrong with you, that is disgusting" to someone in there
54.Stand inside the lift looking all official, and when someone enters , say "good morning Immigration" , "can i see your passport please"
55.Push buttons manically and shout what’s the codes to open the doors
56.Stare at the person next to you until they notice then as soon as they look at you look away and mutter into your coat, suspect has got visual...
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